Well, yes, 1964 was an incredibly successful year for the Paedophiles Nurturing Backwards Youngsters Rowing Club – but given some of the shocking accusations that eventually came to light, why on Earth would you want to commemorate that?
Does the fact that “Casdia Reef” is an entirely fictional place make this Meaningless T-Shirt less pointless, or even more pointless?
It’s hard to say, although it does at least indicate a rare flash of imagination on the part of the designer. Alternatively, it could indicate that they couldn’t be titted to fire up the low-level synapses required to remember a location – any location on Earth – where a fishing trip could take place. They simply tilted their exhausted, demoralised gaze over to the catering-size bottle of anti-depressants sat atop their monitor, squinted at the label, and copied down the name of the active ingredient.
Casdia 35mg. May cause itchiness, wincing, palpitations and foaming.
“Hey, have I got the perfect sweatshirt for you!”
“You bet! Do you like New Jersey?”
“Are you kidding – I love it!”
“And do you like yachts?”
“Only, like, a lot!”
“And do you like 1990?”
“Hell yeah! Oh, wait. 1990? Nah, sorry. I’m a 1993 guy, all the way. Still: so close!”
Thanks to Profanity Swan