Category Archives: We are sailing

IT WAS LEGAL IN THE SIXTIES

Well, yes, 1964 was an incredibly successful year for the Paedophiles Nurturing Backwards Youngsters Rowing Club – but given some of the shocking accusations that eventually came to light, why on Earth would you want to commemorate that?

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CASDIA: SCENIC AND TEEMING WITH FISH

Does the fact that “Casdia Reef” is an entirely fictional place make this Meaningless T-Shirt less pointless, or even more pointless?

It’s hard to say, although it does at least indicate a rare flash of imagination on the part of the designer. Alternatively, it could indicate that they couldn’t be titted to fire up the low-level synapses required to remember a location – any location on Earth – where a fishing trip could take place. They simply tilted their exhausted, demoralised gaze over to the catering-size bottle of anti-depressants sat atop their monitor, squinted at the label, and copied down the name of the active ingredient.

Casdia 35mg. May cause itchiness, wincing, palpitations and foaming.

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SAILIN’ TUH NOO JOIZY

“Hey, have I got the perfect sweatshirt for you!”
“Oh yeah?”
“You bet! Do you like New Jersey?”
“Are you kidding – I love it!”
“And do you like yachts?”
“Only, like, a lot!”
“And do you like 1990?”
“Hell yeah! Oh, wait. 1990? Nah, sorry. I’m a 1993 guy, all the way. Still: so close!”

Thanks to Profanity Swan

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