Category Archives: Outdoorsy ruggedisms

SEYMOUR BUTZ


That’s more like it! After yesterday’s farrago of bare-faced bullshittery, this sweatshirt gains ten points for at least having a mountain that actually exists on it. However, I will have to deduct a point for every mile that stands between this garment (spotted in London) and Mount Seymour itself. So, the final score tallies up as… [taps calculator]… minus 4,698.

Ah. Bad luck. Thanks for playing, though.

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